Carolinagirl1275 Happy Birthday

So...today is my fic Wifey's birthday, so to celebrate, DarkNnerdy, Sushi Loves Whitlock and I, decided to make you something a little special.  First though we'd like to wish you a happy birthday...

And therefore, without further ado...we give you your birthday present.  We all love you, sweetie!

 

 

“Merry fuckin’ Christmas douchebag’s!” A slightly crazy woman screamed from her car to the unsuspecting people of Wal-Mart with a cheery smile.

It had been a long day for the woman who looked like she enjoyed terrorizing the elderly as they passed her by. To her this was holiday cheer at its finest.  Nothing warmed her heart more than to spread Christmas cheer to the strangers, since her husband had left her alone by herself in the car and she had no booze to warm her on this cold night, she wanted these old people to know she cared. 

With another hard slam of her hand onto the steering wheel the horn blared, and an old lady jumped causing the crazy woman to cackle. It wasn’t long before the men started to walk by and her rants became louder and turned into cat calls. None of them really deserved the praise from her but she reasoned that it would be better than hitting them with her car, after all, another arrest on her record would definitely lead to jail time. Something her husband was sure to blame her for again.

“Happy fuckin’ Holidays old people!” She sang out while abusing her horn and giving them all the finger. Her smile got brighter when she saw a woman staring at her and she simply blew her a kiss then made a suggestive hand gesture before blowing the horn at her.

The woman looked pissed, the crazy bitch in the car thought but shrugged and went about caroling in her own special way until the pissed one knocked on her window.

At first she ignored the knocking and only matched it with horn blows. But then it turned into annoying tapping and the woman just couldn’t keep up, she believed herself a champion hand job queen but this was beginning to threaten that title for her and so she stopped, jerked open her door and stood face to face with the knocker.

“Something I can do for ya, buttercup?” The horn blower asked while placing her hand on her hips indicating that she was ready to jump if the other felt froggy.

“The name’s Gemma, sugar. And what the fuck is your problem?” This Gemma woman asked her looking slightly amused at the crazy lady.

“So many things but today I’m bored.” Crazy lady said simply before leaning back into her car and honking the horn at a man on a scooter.

“That’s rude.” Gemma said to her as she watched the poor man scoot along at a little over one and half miles an hour.

“You come over here and interrupt my private time and you think what I just did to him was rude? Go away lady.” Crazy said and went to get back in the car, tired of being out in the cold and talking to this woman.

“I don’t think so.” Gemma said slamming the door before Crazy could get away.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Crazy shouted about to lunge for the woman but was stopped with an attempted hit and run by the scooter man.

Crazy hit the hood of her car slightly hard and with no sound as the man laughed at her.

It was Gemma’s turn to inhale some crazy of her own. Before anyone could see, she was on top of the man screaming and biting at his neck. When Crazy looked up she saw that New Gemma looked to be enjoying herself and cackled as she took the opportunity and jumped on the man’s scooter.

Now Crazy could have left New Gemma all to herself with scooter man but she felt a new kinship to this woman who she wanted to attack earlier. She had sort of saved her from the weird man and she felt she couldn’t just leave her. Crazy started the scooter quickly and with a hard hit to the gas, she bumped Gemma in the ass and laughed as she fell in.

“No, don’t go pretty lady.” Scooter Man screamed out and tried to chase them down but Crazy threatened to back over him and he stopped and offered New Gemma his name and number.

They now knew to stay away from Scooter Peter.

Gemma and Crazy stayed quiet as they rode slowly into the entrance of Wal-Mart. Crazy could feel the jealousy coming from Gemma though and when she spotted another cart she immediately went to it.

“Excuse me you don’t look disabled.” The receipt checker said walking over to them and holding up her hand to stop them.

“It’s because of my penis isn’t it?” Crazy asked and Gemma didn’t even look surprised she only gave the woman a hard look and stepped down.

“What?” The receipt checker asked looking shocked.

“My penis. You don’t want me riding this cart because I have a penis. What kind of bullshit is that?” Crazy asked loudly and waving her arms wildly.

Customers started gathering around them then and the receipt checker just stood there staring at Crazy.

“A woman comes in with a penis and you just wanna let her walk with it? What if I bruise it? Or worse it falls off because I stepped on it?” Crazy asked seriously and Gemma slowly made her way over to the other scooter starting it up.

“Ma’am I have no idea…” The woman stopped short unable to put words together.

“Say it.” Crazy demanded. “Out loud, say PENIS!” Crazy said her face straight yet dominating.

“Please just take the cart and go” The woman said trying her best to just get rid of the crazy woman.

“S’all I wanted” Crazy told her and followed Gemma on her scooter cackling yet again.

“There is seriously something wrong with you.” Gemma told Crazy as she shook her head laughing at her new best friend.

“And me honking and screaming profanities at old people wasn’t a dead give away?” Crazy asked her shrugging.

Crazy took the lead then and let them over to the cold cuts.

“What’s your name?” Gemma asked as she stopped the scooter alongside Crazy.

“If you pick out one of these tubes of meats, then I will tell you but if not then I give you nothing.” Crazy told her cryptically but Gemma knew for some odd reason that she could trust her new crazy friend and began handling the long tubes of meat making sure to pick the thickest and longest ones.

“Good choice.” Crazy commented at Gemma’s meat and picked up her own tube and shoved it in the cart before taking off again.

“You can call me Nerdy by the way.” Crazy Nerdy said as she took off towards more aisles.

“Alright Nerdy, care to tell me why we have Salami?” Gemma asked amused.

“Not really but I am supposed to have a penis, among other things. You’ll find out my plans soon enough.” Nerdy told her as she looked up and down aisles.

Soon they reached the end of the food section and Nerdy came to a halt turning her body towards Gemma.

“I need you to go find battle gear.” Nerdy said with a small evil smile.

“Ummm, ok?” Gemma said but it came out as more of a question.

“I need you to go find something that will protect your body Gemma” Nerdy said sighing and then took off.

The last thing Gemma heard before taking off on her own was Nerdy’s cackle and you could see Gemma’s body shudder a little wondering what the hell she was getting herself into playing with a mental patient.

Twenty minutes and an entirely different wardrobe later, both Nerdy and Gemma took off looking for the other.

Nerdy was the first to spot Gemma and the evil smile spread wide across her face as she did.

“GEMMAAAAAAA!!!” Nerdy hollered out like Rambo and Gemma jumped.

When they both came to a stop side by side Gemma noticed all the different gadgets that Nerdy had in her basket. There where walkie-talkies and face paint and baby oil.

“Here.” Nerdy said shoving half of everything at Gemma “You’ll need this just in case.” She said to her and Gemma took it all willingly.

“Now I need to know if you’ve ever jousted?” Nerdy asked her as she settled back into her scooter.

“No. Why?” Gemma asked

“Sword fight it is.” Nerdy said to herself and began laughing again before pulling the cowboy hat on her head and covering her face with a bandana.

Gemma followed suit and took the Megatron mask she had found and put it over face. They both had no idea but they were each doing their own versions of the war face behind the mask and snickering at themselves.

“We shall fight to the death of our salami’s” Nerdy said to Gemma before smacking her in the arm with her tube of meat.

“Damn it Nerdy!” Gemma said watching as Nerdy took off waving the meat wildly in the air around her proud of herself.

They both fought each other; neither one getting up much speed and Nerdy kept hitting people causing her to lose her advantage. Gemma would smack Nerdy in the face with her meat and Nerdy would scream out about buying her dinner first.

When one girl would turn down one aisle, the other would try and cut them off at the end of it both ending up waving their meat like they were having a bitch fight before taking off again.

Gemma hadn’t had so much fun with meat in a long time and was thankful that she had found Crazy tonight.

Nerdy on the other hand knew her meat well and played with it as often as possible even if it was in the company of total strangers. She wielded it here like a pro and Gemma was impressed with the way Nerdy gripped the tube.

When it had been almost an hour of meat beating both had finally come face to face with one another on separate ends of the food section and just waited for a move to be made.

“This is getting’ intense folks.” Someone announced over the intercom and both of the meat tube girls looked up startled. They had been so into the game that they had forgotten they were even in Wal-Mart.

“They have beaten so much meat that there’s only the tip left.” The voice said again and the meat beating women looked at each other with determination.

“Oh, they got their game face on” Announcer lady said with a chuckle before shutting up again.

Both of the crazy women looked down at their weapons when the announcer stopped not even realizing they were desperately holding onto the last shred of meat.

Before they could look back up all hell broke loose and they both took off like a bat out of hell.

“Get-R-Done, ladies!” Announcer laughed over the speakers.

There were boxes flying and stock boys crying as Nerdy started throwing shit into the air trying to hit Gemma with anything she could. Her only destination and focus was getting to meat girl she noticed earlier. Nerdy missed the feeling of meat in her hands and it pushed her harder and faster.

When she reached the end of and isle she noticed Gemma was nowhere to be seen and she let her ninja skills take over and just ran.

Gemma though, was being smart about it. She knew of the meat woman Nerdy was looking for and was watching her back as it was flat against the paper towels.

Nerdy was running up and down the aisle when she stopped, spotting the perfect weapons to get her to the meat: Toilet Paper. She scooped up as much as she could in her arms and when she turned she saw the form of Gemma and smiled.

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!” Nerdy screamed launching the toilet paper over the aisle like bombs at Gemma and just as Gemma turned around wondering what the fuck Crazy Nerdy was doing now, she was smacked right in the face by Charmin.

When she finally opened her eyes, there was Nerdy smiling coyly and waving sweetly to her before it turned into a full blown smirk and the wave turned into the two fingers she had no doubt Nerdy was well known for.

“You’re fucking crazy, Crazy!” Gemma exclaimed just as the bombs Nerdy threw started falling all around her. Gemma was jumping like mad as the toilet paper hit the ground and she was trying desperately to hold down her boobs down and keeping them from smacking around. She had, had this problem so many times and cursed out loud for not wearing a sports bar to keep those suckers locked down.

“Clean up on aisle 6. Watch out for the ladies in that area they are highly trained in meat beatings and they are not afraid to use it. I repeat, deadly meat seeking women and cleanup on aisle 6.” The announcer said before going back to laughing at Gemma and Nerdy’s antics around the store.

People all over the store could hear the war cries from the women as they started smacking each other with random items as they ran from one another and before long, people were lining up their buggies to watch the scene play out. Poppycock was being passed around and the announcer was directing people to refreshments.

You could hear the announcer’s voice crack with every comment she had about what was playing out for the customers but she kept her composure long enough to describe it and as soon as she stopped, laughter would fill the air.

She was in awe of the women and their skill and intensity for the sport. She was also a little jealous that she was stuck up here and not down with them fucking up her store. It only took one look into her small screen of the security room to see though that she could be a part of this.

“Focus women!” The announcer said suddenly and both Nerdy and Gemma released the hostages they had been holding for cover from flying objects.

“Get to the meat now! Move your asses ladies!!” She said. And they both took off still throwing shit at one another before stopping suddenly in front of the meat girl and a piece of shit man that was arguing with her.

Nerdy suddenly got a gleam to her eyes that Gemma noticed and she grew very suspicious of the crazy inside of her and what she might really do if provoked. To Gemma, Nerdy was a rare breed. The kind that you approached with caution and never made eye contact with. Right now though Crazy Nerdy was out to play and had only eyes for the man stalking towards Meat Girl.

When Nerdy dropped her items and didn’t flinch when they clang to the floor, Gemma knew she meant bidness.

“Sic’m Nerdy!” Announcer said and Gemma laughed seeing how closely she was paying attention to Nerdy’s new stance.

Crazy Nerdy wasted no time in her actions and jumped on Meat Girl’s attacker like a spider monkey in heat. She bucked on his back, throwin her hand up in the air like she was riding a bull and then did a move that Gemma wasn’t even sure she saw resulting in the man laying flat on the floor passed out.

Nerdy stood up, wiped off her clothes and checked herself over once before shrugging and smiling.

“Hell yes! I told these idiots we needed a mechanical bull here. Look at what we’ve been missing.” 

Announcer mused to the customers who all nodded in agreement.

Meat Girl then ran over to Gemma while Nerdy walked behind the counter like she owned it and came back out a few minutes later carrying three large salami’s, small rope and what looked like whipped cream.

“You know what? I’m not even gonna ask this time.” Gemma said looking at Nerdy.

“It’s usually best if you don’t.” Nerdy said smiling brightly.

“I like a girl who cares about meat.” The announcer said interrupting the two crazy women on the floor.

Nerdy waved her salami up to the cameras wildly before handing Meat Girl and Gemma one of their own then went over to the man who was still passed out and grabbed one of his feet dragging him across the floor.

“You gotta name Meat Girl?” Nerdy asked as she stopped in front of the bench just outside of McDonalds and hoisted the man next to the scary ass clown.

“Sushi.” Meat Girl said as she watched Nerdy tie the man directly beside the clown shoving, a small salami in his mouth.

Both girls looked along with the announcer wondering why when Nerdy shrugged “It’s my calling card.” She said before grabbing the whip cream and going to town.

All anyone heard coming from the direction of Nerdy was grunts and moans, once there was a slap but no one is sure if she did it to herself or the man or hell even the clown.

When everything settled down Nerdy finally turned around towards the ladies with a sly grin on her face and looked up at the cameras before turning to Gemma and Sushi.

“Gemma, Sushi, girl with the microphone who I think I love, I would like you to meet my Mona Lisa.” Nerdy said with jazz hands and stepped aside.

Everyone including the customers gasped when Nerdy revealed her creation. Sitting next to Ronald McDonald was the man/woman. He had a whipped cream bikini, thigh highs and heels, and there was even bright pink eye shadow with blood red lipstick to match the heels. His arms were tied around Ronald’s waist while his hands rested comfortably in Ronald’s lap and there was a huge smile on both the dummies’ faces.

“See, he likes it.” Nerdy said as she bent over pinching his cheeks.

“What the fuck is wrong with her?” Sushi leaned over asking Gemma.

“I gave up trying to figure that out when she had the receipt checker screaming about her penis.” Gemma said with a sigh, remembering that little adventure.

“She has a penis?” Sushi asked wide-eyed the trying to look Nerdy over to find it without being caught.

“I have no idea.” Gemma said chuckling.

“Like what ya see, doll face?” Nerdy asked Sushi grinning.

“What?” Sushi asked a little bewildered.

“I see you looking at me looking at you looking at me.” Nerdy said confusing the hell out of Sushi.

“It’s best not to even try.” Gemma said with confidence. She had tried to figure out her new best friend but in the end, felt it better not to even attempt something like that. And anyway she had a feeling whatever medication Nerdy was most definitely on, she might have to take also if she went any deeper into her mind. 

That had to be one scary, fucked up place but Nerdy was having fun and that’s what mattered.

When Gemma came back into reality she was slightly worried at what she was seeing.

There in front of her was Sushi on Nerdy’s back as they ran around in front of her both digging into Nerdy’s bag and throwing out whatever it was at Gemma. They we’re giggling and making noises Gemma had never heard before and hoped she’d never hear again.

“You’ve ruined her Nerdy, you know that? One minute alone with her and she’s on your back like a midget wrangling a pony.” Gemma said shaking her head.

“I like midgets.” Both Nerdy and Sushi said at the same time and fist bumped completely ignoring what Gemma was saying.

SMACK!

Both Nerdy and Sushi got Gemma right in the face with their salamis.

But before Gemma could retaliate, the announcer came over the speaker panicked.

“RUN GIRLS!!!” She said almost out of breath. As soon as her voice cut off, Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi cut in and the entire store was humming with it.

Nerdy didn’t even drop Sushi; she just took off, salami in hand leaving Gemma to look around confused until she saw the security guy heading straight for her.

“Shit! Nerdy?” Gemma said as she ran between aisle’s hoping to spot her psychotic friend.

“Here.” Nerdy said popping up behind Gemma pulling her into a large stack of paper towels. “Put this on. They can’t touch you in it.” She said as she handed Gemma the bottle.

She was about to ask what it was when she noticed both Sushi and Nerdy were shiny and wet. Not only that, but they had black war paint on their faces and Nerf guns strapped to their sides.

“What the…How the fuck…You brought her to the dark side.” Gemma said at a loss as she smacked her forehead.

“Hey now, you have a standing invitation. You can come anytime you like.” Nerdy said shoving the baby oil again at Gemma. “Take it and lube up.” Nerdy told her while she poked her head out looking around for the security guy.

Sushi looked at Gemma expectantly and Gemma took the baby oil and rubbed herself with it until she had a similar shine.

“Now what?” She asked the others.

“He’s on your trail ladies.” Announcer lady said over the intercom, interrupting their theme music.

“Now we run!” Nerdy said screaming like a banshee as she ran out of their hidey hole with Sushi right behind her.

Gemma heard it then: the loud sound of Nerdy’s Nerf gun firing off rounds and Sushi trying to take cover.

“Eat it bitches!” Nerdy screamed out as she shot at the Paul Blart wannabe.

As soon as he came into view though, Nerdy stopped all actions.

There in front of her looking like sex in boots, stood a blond haired man holding a taser. Even though the man was hot as fuck, Nerdy never lost focus and never came to battle unprepared.

Gemma and Sushi watched as Nerdy stuck her hand into her bag and brought back out a light saber. Ninja Nerdy came out to play then.

“You will not defeat me.” Nerdy said but her lips didn’t match the words. She was channeling Bruce Lee and all the horrible ninja movies she’d ever seen.

“I’ll take you down like a baby cow.” Paul Blart wannabe cop said as his spurs hit the linoleum floor.

“I like to be tied up, cowboy.” Nerdy said losing focus for a minute before her eyes hardened and she took a step forward.

“Get him Nerdy, make him squeal like a pig!” Sushi cheered on as she watched the scene before her pulling out her Nerf gun and landing a shot in the cop’s head.

“The cops are on their way you need to stop this shit and come with me.” Paul Blart said trying to sound authoritative.

“Fuck that, I ain’t going back to jail.” Nerdy told him as she unloaded her Nerf gun into him along with Sushi and Gemma.

They had both stayed on the sidelines while Nerdy had her standoff but now they were locking arms with their crazy sister and willing to fight to the death.

“Get the salami.” Gemma said to them as the wannabe cop came towards them.

Each girl took a defensive stance holding the large meat in their hands like they had been doing it for years and readied themselves for whatever the cop was going to bring.

“Time to taste my meat whistle.” Nerdy said as she took off towards Paul Blart waving her meat madly.

The other girls had to stop; their laughter getting the best of them. Nerdy was crazy as fucking hell but she made this shit fun and they couldn’t help but laugh and watch her in action as she tried to beat the cop with meat.

Every time Nerdy would whack him with the meat, he would double over and Nerdy would step back and flip him off before charging at him again.

“Is that all you got, pretty boy?” Nerdy asked as she smacked him in the neck with it and it broke in half. 

With wide-eyes, each girl watched as he took a step in Nerdy’s direction, taser lit and ready to attack.

But just as he was about to make contact, there was a cry heard from a few aisles over and all three of the girls turned away from the crazy, taser carrying Wal-Mart cop to see what was going on. The cop tried to make his move then but just as the he should have made contact, the screams came closer and only few words were spoken before the cop was attacked.

"I'm Chuck Norris, bitch!" The announcer women screamed in his face before jumping on top of him.

The three girls all stood there in shock as the announcer woman, from now on known as Chick Norris, literally tore into the security cop.  Well, his tore into his clothes.  Nerdy, New Gemma and Sushi all looked ok; each of them nodding slowly and making identical faces that screamed of impressed.  Then each of them fished out their cell phones and began to record the impromptu porn session that was unfolding before them.

Security Cop’s taser was forgotten by him as it skidded across the floor in his surprise from the attack, his shock soon turned to full on ‘fuck me, yes!’ lust and he made it his mission to relieve Chick Norris of her clothes.

Nerdy darted forward, making sure to keep her phone on them, and grabbed the taser up off the floor.  New Gemma and Sushi weren’t sure whether that was a good idea or not, but they simple shrugged and turned back to the Wal-Mart porn.  By now, Security Cop and Chick Norris were full out wrestling.  The girls honestly couldn’t tell you if they were still trying to have sex or if the nakedness was simply a by-product of Chick Norris’ enthusiasm.  But then the girls saw something.  Something that was huge and impressive, thick and long and hard.  It kinda reminded Nerdy and New Gemma of the salamis that they had been jousting with at the beginning of all of this.

“Fuck me, that thing’s huge!” Nerdy whispered, looking flushed and bright eyed and smirk spread across her face.

“Uh huh, now that’s the kind of thing I wouldn’t mind being speared on!” Sushi whispered soon after.

“Fuck, fucking me backwards with a rolling pin, I wanna be fucked any which way I can by that cock right there.” New Gemma commented, all three girls heads cocked to the side to get a better look.

That was when Chick Norris caught sight of it, she looked like a fat kid that’d come down stairs to find the room full of chocolate on a Christmas morning.  The girls all watched as Chick Norris still her movements, crawling her naked ass forward, her eyes trained on Security Cop’s impressive and gargantuan appendage.

Security Cop laid back on his elbows, a sexy ass smirk on his face and his tight abs on show. “I always knew you wanted a piece of General Lee, Darlin’.”

A look of awe spread over Chick Norris’ face, “General Lee?” she whispered with utter reverence.

Nerdy, New Gemma and Sushi all looked at each other, totally fucking confused.  They each shared a “one should shrug and the universal ‘just go with it’ face” and carried on watching.

Chick Norris’ body language became predatory, Security Cop tensed at the sudden change.  All three girls waited with baited breath for what was gonna happen next.  Sound seemed to disappear as the tension mounted, seconds ticked by that felt like hours, a bead of sweat trickled down Security Cops face and then 

Chick Norris smiled.  It wasn’t happy or pretty...it was ‘I'm gonna eat you’. 

Security Cop looked scared.

Nerdy, New Gemma and Sushi didn’t blame him.

“This is how it’s gonna be, Sugar.  Hard...and...fast.  I'm gonna ride you like the cowboy you are and you’re gonna fuckin enjoy, we understandin each other?”  Chick Norris said; her voice a demand.

Even the three spectators nodded.

Security Cop swallowed, General Lee twitched, and Security Cop finally found his voice, “Yes ma’am.”

And then she was on him, Chick Norris just fucking mounted him.  The three girls were wishing that they had number cards so that they could each show their appreciation of the move with a full house of 10.00s.  Chick Norris was impressive, she rolled her hips, bounced, leant back and grabbed onto his legs or his balls; she had her legs behind her, in front of her, wrapped around him. 

It was like the Cowgirl category in the Sexual Olympics.

“Look at that ass and thighs; it’s like she was made to save horses.” Sushi said.

Nerdy nodded, “Fuck yeah; I wonder if she holds classes.  I can always impart my hand job wisdom upon the world.”

“I wanna ride on the Security Cop stallion!” Gemma whimpered, stomping her foot and pouting.

All three girls new that they would be keeping this video for later.

“Oh...yeah, ride me, Baby!  Take General Lee and make him yours...oh...fuuuck...that’s it, Darlin...own him...own my cock!” Security Cop moaned, groaned, fucking shouted out towards the end.

“You like that?” Chick Norris asked, moving her feet to sit either side of his chest, her hands behind her as she worked and moving up and down General Lee: Cock of excellence.  “You’re my bitch now, mine, ain’t no one out that that can ride you like I can.” She paused for a moment, glaring at him.  Security Cop whimpered.  The crazy voyeuristic threesome sniggered.  “Say it...say who owns your tight ass...who owns your cock, Sugar?” then she actually growled “Say it!”

“You...you own my cock...you, just please fuckin move.  I need you to move, please.” New Gemma wondered if Security Cop might cry if Chick Norris kept still much longer.

With a devious smile on her face, Chick Norris rolled her hips.  Just once.  One long, deep and drawn out roll that had the three girls shifting where they stood and Security Cops eyes rolling back into his head.  Then she stopped. 

This time it was all four that whimpered.

“Who owns you, Sugar?” Chick Norris asked, slowly...seductively.

Security Cop looked confused, close to panic even.  Until a look of realization graced his features, “Chuck Norris owns my cock.”

Chick Norris grinned, rolling her hips once more, throwing her head back and groaning in appreciation, “Damn straight, Sugar.”

New Gemma leaned in closer to the other girls and whispered, “Am I the only one that was freaked out by that?”

“Probably not,” Nerdy pitched in, “But it was still hot as hell.”

Sushi was lost for words.

Security Cop had a good grip on Chick Norris’ hips, occasionally running them up her sides and grabbing at her boobs.  Whatever the hell he was doing to Chick Norris’ nipples seemed to be working, cause she was now mewling out her pleasure, her hips moving faster, grinding herself against him.

It was pretty fucking obvious that she was about to explode like the Fourth of July.

And oh boy...did she.

Nerdy, New Gemma and Sushi all wondered whether the noise Chick Norris made as she came would literally bring the Wal-Mart down.  Sushi was sure she saw the windows shake.

Of course, Security Cop a.k.a Gargantuan Cock of Awesomeness, wasn’t about to follow her.  Not straight away.  He used her post-orgasmic blissed out state to get the advantage and flip positions.  Chick Norris was now flat on her back with Security Cop pounding into her. 

She was mewling again.

Nerdy, New Gemma and Sushi thought it might be best to protect their ears this time round.

Security Cop threw one of Chick Norris’ legs over his shoulder, the other he pressed down to her side so that her knee touched her ribs.  Then he fucked her.  He fucking fucked her silly.  The skin slapping, heavy breathing, mewling and moaning had taken over everything.  The five people were in their own little bubble.  

All that existed in their surreal little world was the sex.

The three girls each had their heads titled to the side as they watched this fine specimen of a man go for Gold.  The girls breathing hitched, their hearts beat madly as they watched, transfixed.  The air seemed to buzz with lust, sex and desire and then the Chick Norris was screaming again, her head flailing back and forth, her eye squeezed shut.  Security Cop followed this time, roaring out something unintelligible as he erupted like Mount fucking Vesuvius.

Nerdy half expected it to shoot out of the top of Chick Norris’ head.

“Merry fucking Christmas!” Nerdy exclaimed.

“And a fucking Happy New Year!” New Gemma breathed out.

“Can it be my turn next?” Sushi asked.

Sushi’s comment shook Nerdy out of her post-voyeurism-hot-as-fuck-sex coma, she realized that they needed to move. 

“We gotta get the fuck outta here.” Nerdy screamed and ran over to Chick Norris grabbing her up.

“Bye Big Dick Daddy, maybe some other time.” Nerdy said to the passed out cop as she took off running with the Chick Norris.

“Oh Tripod, I’m going to enjoy this video for a long time.” Sushi said smiling as she leaned down disappointed that she wasn’t going to get her turn today but settled for a kiss on the cop’s cheek and took off after Chick and Nerdy.

“Here’s my number, Stallion.” Gemma said shoving the piece of paper into his boxers and copping a feel before running from the scene.

“That is a damn fine man we just left back there, ladies” Gemma said as she caught up to the others who were trying to break the back door open.

It clicked in Nerdy’s head then. No man behind. And she looked at the others before taking off in a mad dash back to Paul Blart.

The others looked around confused; Chick still in the state she was taken away in but slamming her body into the door with just as much effort as the others.

“Pretty sure she does this shit all the time. She’ll be back.” Gemma said and they all shrugged.

When the door finally broke they saw a very disheveled Nerdy lugging a foot over her shoulder.

“Do you carry men around like that often?” Chick Norris asked a little concerned.

“Sometimes.” Nerdy said as she revealed the taser happy cop behind her.

“Come on bitches, I ain’t got all day; this fucker is heavy. How we getting outta here?” Nerdy asked as she drug the unconscious cop out the door hitting his head on the concrete.

“Hey, hey watch the pretty.” Sushi said as she bent down stroking his hair.

“This way, I have been waiting so long to use these.” Chick Norris said to the girls and the followed listening as the sirens got closer.

Chick ran ahead of them and to a container. With one kick to the lock, the doors flew open and Chick cackled madly impressed with her own work.

“Damn it Nerdy you got to her too. I can’t leave you alone with anybody.” Gemma said as she looked at Nerdy who was still holding on to the cop.

“Oh no, that bitch was badass before I ever got close to her.” Nerdy said with a bright smile.

“Come on ladies!” Chick said bringing them all to the present.

As soon as they walked into the container they saw four very powerful scooters and they all were in awe of Chick Norris.

“There’s a cage on the back of that one. Throw Jasper inside of it and lets haul ass.” Chick said as she threw the keys at the girls and they started up their scooters.

The engines roared to life and the girls squealed in delight.

Nerdy threw Jasper the Cowboy Cop into the cage and smiled as she locked it tightly before jumping on and listening to it purr to life beneath.

“I love you, Chick Norris.” She said wiping away a tear from her eye. Sushi and Gemma both nodded frantically in agreement as they hoped onto their own scooters.

“Let’s roll!” Chick said as she took off into the back of the lot the sun setting and nothing but shadows of the four ladies could be seen as they headed into the direction of another place to terrorize.

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